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That French president bastard should stay home with his hoe instead of threatening to attend the o'lypm opening.

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Holidaymaker charged £31,500 for downloading episode of favourite TV show while in Portugal

Thanks to the latest Internet technology, we can now watch our favourite television programmes while on holiday without so much as moving from the sun lounger.

But Iayn Dobsyn's pleasure at being able to catch an episode of his favourite drama while staying in Portugal turned to horror when he returned home to a bill of... £31,500.

The 34-year-old had downloaded the finale of U.S. series Prison Break onto his laptop computer using his monthly mobile broadband contract, but despite working in IT he had no idea of the costs he was racking up.


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Since when did "working in it" and intelligence of the common sense kind have to go together?
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COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN has revealed he used to worry he might be gay — until he realised he loved BOOBS.


I wonder if Chris Martin would like these boobs


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I reckon that's been photoshopped.

But I could be wrong and she's had too much tofu.

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Jordan's six-month sex ban

PETER ANDRE said yesterday he hasn’t slept with wife JORDAN for six months.

The singer, 35, who has two kids with the glamour model, 30, moaned: 'It’s always the wrong time.'


That is the complete report, by the way.
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It's Boy Gorge

BOY GEORGE looks like he’s turned into a Karma Cha-MEAL-eon as he lumbers along a city street.

The ex-CULTURE CLUB star has piled on the pounds recently.



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that is rather porky to say the least.

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Whoah, thats Boy George?!?
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Nope, that's FatGit George. omg naughty
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Looks like he has some lovely 'head tattoos' going on there as well.

Remember when he used to look like this and sing that jolly song Karma Chameleon and the sublime War Song.


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Originally Posted By: pie-eater
Looks like he has some lovely 'head tattoos' going on there as well.

Remember when he used to look like this and sing that jolly song Karma Chameleon and the sublime War Song.



yeah he looked nasty then as well!!
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I know a few girls who thought he was a dreamboat lol

I wonder if they have seen the latest pics!
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Big story in the mirror today

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George Michael in council plea

Years ago George Michael sang Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - now he's making that plea in real life.

The singer has asked his local North London council for permission to remove a back-garden veranda which robs the breakfast room of light.

"George wants to see the sun as he eats his cornflakes," we're told.


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Big story that. Can we confirm he has cornflakes as well?
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with bananas apparently

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More important news.

The Pope has a white 2Gb iPod Nano.

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he should've gone for the i-phone

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And a pussy cat! to keep him company while he's in sidonee. Just what every ex-Hitler Youth, AA gunner needs!
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This just in

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Cheeky Jay-Z had a strange request when he played in Africa.

The star, who performed at the Africa Rising gig in Nigeria, wanted a watermelon carved out in the shape of wife Beyonce's bust.

It was displayed in his £2,500-a-night hotel suite.

Our mole says: "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's boobs.








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