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Originally Posted By: 2pints,mate
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COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN has revealed he used to worry he might be gay ? until he realised he loved BOOBS.


I wonder if Chris Martin would like these boobs



..this pic screams one liners...
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watermelons need to be cooled before consumption.

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Angelina Jolie finally did give birth.
The word "Lisp" has an "s" in it...
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This is quite important

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CRISTIANO RONALDO has dumped his Spanish model fianc�, according to reports in Portugal.

The Manchester United winger called time on his relationship with beauty NEREIDA GALLARDO last week.

Portuguese newspaper 24 Horas claims the reason behind the split was a "secret of the gods", but it is rumours surrounding Nereida's past that may be to blame.

Last week it was reported the model once had an intimate relationship with Real Madrid defender SERGIO RAMOS, a possible future teammate of Ronaldo if he signs for the Spanish club.


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club bicycle?

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According to Marca, Paris Hilton, who was at the L.A. party, said Ronaldo told her "get real" when she moved closer to him. According to Balague Giullem, an expert on both Spanish and English football, as well as Hollywood and Bollywood gossips, the phrase "get real" has great significant towards the signing of the mercurial footballer. This is no doubt a pleasing news to all in Madrid. Details of the conversation between Paris and Ronaldo will be published on Balague's website in two-three days time.

Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. It is much, much more serious than that

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Formula One playboy Flavio Briatore 58-year-old lapped up the attention from his new wife, Italian Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci, during a romantic getaway in Sardinia yesterday.



She said, "he likes pies, so what. I think he's dead handsome, I was surprised to find out who he was when I first met. I'm making him pie and chips for tea!"
Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. It is much, much more serious than that

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Don`t kick your dog in the nuts while you have your fingers in its mouth.
If you can`t fix it with a hammer, it`s an electrical fault.

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She probably went for his hairstyle.
I make up for it with cunning and guile.

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China Chow caught frolicking topless with Keanu Reeves at a beach. Search internet for images...
The word "Lisp" has an "s" in it...
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Some more important Coldplay-related news

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The Coldplay lads are being shamed into swapping sweets for salad after piling on the pounds.

Chris, Guy, Jonny and Will are on top of the world since conquering all with their new album Viva la Vida and single Violet Hill.

But they've put on weight thanks to a diet of "baked goods" - endless cakes, pastries and pies. "It happens whenever we have some downtime, usually between albums," says Chris.

"We get very hairy and kind of morph into Bill Oddie - we stack on the weight."


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Will Young wouldn't sleep with Simon Cowell

Will Young has said he would never sleep with Simon Cowell.

But then again, as he told The Sunday Night Project: "If I had no more career prospects, I probably would."

Make up your mind, man!

@i like polls

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PS Well done Flavio!
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"LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.

The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.

"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.

"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."

Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation."

Police have interviewed the sheep, which declined to press charges


If you can`t fix it with a hammer, it`s an electrical fault.

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Soubs, looks a bit like our ex-Foreign Minister (Costello). Looks a bit sheepish, though.
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"SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- An aircraft carrying the Rev. Sun Myung Moon crashed into a mountainside Saturday as it attempted an emergency landing, injuring the founder of the Unification Church and 15 others, officials said. The Rev. Sun Myung Moon and members of his family were hurt in the accident, a fire official says."

An hospital spokespeople said: "He`s OK as long as he lies on his front, and we`ve nearly finished getting the shards of perspex out of his arse"


If you can`t fix it with a hammer, it`s an electrical fault.

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Must have been a damn fast shutter speed to get the props stop-motion like that! Either that or a fast finger on the Photoshop button.
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Batman star Christian Bale allegedly assaulted his mother and sister after becoming depressed over strains in his marriage and the death of close friend Heath Ledger, it was claimed last night.

Bale, 34, is alleged to have pushed and shoved his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at the Dorchester Hotel on Sunday evening, a day before the blockbuster's London première.

Yesterday, the Welsh-born actor was arrested and bailed over the assault claim.


Idiot.
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Presenter Carol Vorderman, 47, has announced she is to step down from presenting the Channel 4 television game show Countdown.

She started work on the quiz show when it began in 1982, alongside host Richard Whiteley.

When Whiteley died in 2005, she continued to co-present with Des Lynam, who was later replaced by Des O'Connor.

Vorderman's announcement comes after O'Connor said on Wednesday that he is also quitting the programme.

Countdown was the first programme seen on Channel 4.

The network's director of television Kevin Lygo said he was "extremely sorry to see Carol leave".


Damn!







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