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[chaotic]

Have u hit on anyone? in the lift queue..over curry/rice..purposefully had a collision with them..?
What chatup lines would work on u?
Did you meet the man or woman of yr dreams on the slopes?
Just curious, there are lots of attractive men out there, but I've gazed from afar rather than approaching them. Weird cos if I was in a bar I wouldn't think twice about it.

[Toque]

I find the best way to start a conversation is in the Gondola by reaching down and grabbing some snow off your boots or skis and eating it.

Japanese people are fascinated by this and it's even better when you offer some to them.

[Creek Boy]

I have... and agree with you too. Dont like meeting girls in bars either. Something about it I just dont like

Hope to meet the girl o my dreams on the slopes; at the beach would be nice too

[Creek Boy]

yeah, but u usually take a piss first and then eat the snow dont ya toque?? :p

[Toque]

A little yellow snow never hurt anybody

[chaotic]

maybe i should follow japanese example - beer for breakfast? depending on quantity consumed i'll think i'm shit hot or fall on my arse, either way its not looking good!

[Creek Boy]

 Quote:

Originally posted by chaotic:
Have u hit on anyone? in the lift queue..over curry/rice..purposefully had a collision with them..?
What chatup lines would work on u?
Did you meet the man or woman of yr dreams on the slopes?
Just curious, there are lots of attractive men out there, but I've gazed from afar rather than approaching them. Weird cos if I was in a bar I wouldn't think twice about it.

chatup line:
girl: yama, nice skiis wanna...
yama: iine!


...ski? Wot were YOU thinking?

[Dougy]

I met my wife at Mt Hutt in New Zealand. Down there you don't eat the snow just offer ice for their drinks.

[merryJim]

"Ii tenki desu ne."
or, alternatively, depending on the weather:
"Samui desu ne".
etc

It's a power line.

[Fattwins]

I scored my wife at a resort that we were both working at. I figure that is close enough.

Toque does eat snow off of just about anything. Ive seen peoples eye bludge as he eats it too.
Me I only eat what I know is clean.

Toque actually knows the amount of piss that the body can handle if injested yuk!

[Dougy]

 Quote:

Originally posted by merryJim:
"Ii tenki desu ne."
or, alternatively, depending on the weather:
"Samui desu ne".
etc

It's a power line.

So what's the Japanese equivilent of "Duh!"

[grungy-gonads]

Oh many times. Just look my avatar girls....all will be clear.

[Creek Boy]

GG, you and me gotta hook up then. I mean, just look at the two goofballs Im always with. One likes actin like hes gettin some always shaggin the air and the other couldnt score in a pink house - especially with the helmet bubbles! :p

[Fattwins]

You wanna talk bad helmut CB take a look at your sally bucket.lol

One must always buy beer those that save them. as a wise man once said (quote taken from FF)
that goes for julian as well

[Toque]

What is a pink house?

Mmm
Snow tastes good

[Fattwins]

yellow snow tastes bad

[Toque]

I have a small bottle of maple syrup
I should bring it along in my backpack and whip it out when there are cuties in the gondola

[sock_monkey]

maple syrup, eh?

i feel a beaver pelt and hockey stick joke coming...

[Fattwins]

old time hockey eddie shore eddie shore

maple syrup on snow nice

[nagpants]

You're nuts man!

I've been "hit on" by a few ojisan wanting to practice English more than a few times.