Jump to content

Happy families (dad 13, mum 14)

- - - - -

53 replies to this topic

#1
Hokkaidough

    SJ'er with 500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 682 posts
  • 44 topics
  • Joined: 08-December 03
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Australia
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Hakodate, Hokkaidough
Quote:
BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: I think it’s a lot.

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: I thought it would be good to have a baby.

I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me 10 pounds.



Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.


Oh dear.

#2
gareth_oau

    SJ'er with 500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 800 posts
  • 15 topics
  • Joined: 30-December 08
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
legally speaking, theyre both paedophiles - baby up for adoption and throw em both in jail!! lol

#3
Man_In_Japan

    An expert in procrastinating.

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,025 posts
  • 59 topics
  • Joined: 27-December 07
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:British
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Kanagawa
um how? Neither of them are adults - the legal definition being of an adult has a sexual preference for prepubescent children. Maybe in Oz its different.

#4
IIIII

    SJ'er with 1000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,012 posts
  • 93 topics
  • Joined: 27-January 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Australia
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Tokyo
He looks 7.
She looks 23.
Bizarre.

#5
thursday

    SJ'er with 20000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 21,996 posts
  • 111 topics
  • Joined: 19-July 06
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
what can you say? Poor baby, I'd expect a short life of neglect and abuse. But hope not.

#6
TubbyBeaverinho

    Considerably Tubbier than You!!

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,695 posts
  • 137 topics
  • Joined: 10-February 04
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Scottish
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Da Fuj
Originally Posted By: gareth_oau
legally speaking, theyre both paedophiles - baby up for adoption and throw em both in jail!! lol


yeah not actually gareth. In fact it would be if the ages were reversed, he was 15 and she 13...at least in Britain anyway, but there would only be a prosecution if the legal guardians of the girl wanted to press charges. As it is now I'm pretty sure there is no legal culpability
Towering in gallant fame, Scotland my mountain hame, High may your proud standards gloriously wave, Land of my high endeavour, Land of the shining river, Land of my heart for ever, Scotland the brave

#7
Mr Wiggles

    SJ'er with 3000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,978 posts
  • 48 topics
  • Joined: 07-July 01
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:________
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:________
  • Location:__________
Needless to say they're British!
Be Natural in Nature
Go Outside Enjoy Life

#8
veronica

    SJ'er with 2000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,450 posts
  • 200 topics
  • Joined: 06-March 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:US
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Shizuoka
Here he is. He sure seems mature!




bong

#9
rach

    SJ'er with 5000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,854 posts
  • 301 topics
  • Joined: 26-January 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:British Bristolian
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Kobe
veryshocked

Are we sure this isn't made up?
20LEGEND

#10
charlotte

    SJ'er with 750+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 794 posts
  • 65 topics
  • Joined: 15-September 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
"What's financially?"

OMGG

#11
brit-gob

    SJ'er with 2500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,785 posts
  • 176 topics
  • Joined: 31-January 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Brit/US
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Near Tokyo
Quote:
Alfie's 45-year-old father Dennis, who reportedly has eight other children, said his son wanted to be a devoted and responsible dad, and had wanted to be the first to hold his daughter. "He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his PlayStation. But he has been at the hospital every day," he said.


Only 8 others?
genki na aisatsu shimasho!

#12
gareth_oau

    SJ'er with 500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 800 posts
  • 15 topics
  • Joined: 30-December 08
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver
Originally Posted By: gareth_oau
legally speaking, theyre both paedophiles - baby up for adoption and throw em both in jail!! lol


yeah not actually gareth. In fact it would be if the ages were reversed, he was 15 and she 13...at least in Britain anyway, but there would only be a prosecution if the legal guardians of the girl wanted to press charges. As it is now I'm pretty sure there is no legal culpability


There was an unrelated article in the local aussie press recently that a boy of 15 who'd had consentual sex with his 15 yr old girlfiend had been placed on the sex offenders register

and sometimes we wonder why the officials arent focussing on real criminals? (not like there arent many unsolved crimes out there!!!)

#13
Mr Wiggles

    SJ'er with 3000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,978 posts
  • 48 topics
  • Joined: 07-July 01
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:________
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:________
  • Location:__________
Are they sure she hasn't been playing away?
He doesn't look capable.
Be Natural in Nature
Go Outside Enjoy Life

#14
rach

    SJ'er with 5000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,854 posts
  • 301 topics
  • Joined: 26-January 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:British Bristolian
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Kobe
Quote:
"Yesterday at least two other youths claimed they were the father, forcing Alfie, now 13, to say he would take a DNA test to prove his paternity.
....

But trainee chef Richard Goodsell, 16, who lives near Chantelle in Eastbourne, claimed he had sex at least three times with Chantelle around the time she became pregnant, adding: 'I know I could be the father.
'Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so.'
A second youth, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, also thinks he could be Maisie's father.
'I slept with Chantelle about nine months ago and I'm really worried I could be the father,' he said.
'I hope it's not me. All my mates have been teasing me about it but this isn't funny, it's serious.'


Turning into a right little drama this one.
20LEGEND

#15
gareth_oau

    SJ'er with 500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 800 posts
  • 15 topics
  • Joined: 30-December 08
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
I'm Sparticus.... lol

#16
Ryoma

    SJ'er with 100+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 139 posts
  • 1 topics
  • Joined: 14-November 08
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
Originally Posted By: gareth_oau
I'm Sparticus.... lol


I lol'ed... while at work >_<

#17
klingon

    Better at boarding than Rob

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,551 posts
  • 147 topics
  • Joined: 23-April 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Klingon
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Tokyo
I don't get it? confused
tlhIngan Doch'oH

#18
gareth_oau

    SJ'er with 500+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 800 posts
  • 15 topics
  • Joined: 30-December 08
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
I was going to say "i'm Brian" but wasnt sure if people would get it (from "Life of Brian") lol

#19
klingon

    Better at boarding than Rob

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,551 posts
  • 147 topics
  • Joined: 23-April 02
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
  • Nationality:Klingon
  • Currently:Japan
  • Country:Japan
  • Location:Tokyo
Don't get that either!!!
tlhIngan Doch'oH

#20
thursday

    SJ'er with 20000+ posts

  • SJ Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 21,996 posts
  • 111 topics
  • Joined: 19-July 06
  • Local time: 08:43 PM
I'm Brian, and my wife is Brian too.







1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users