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Started by grungy-gonads, Jul 11 2009 09:53 AM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:53 AM

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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:55 AM

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lol

The mother is obviously in "de nile".
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:03 AM

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From using a swimming pool filled with sperm?

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps
lol

The mother is obviously in "de nile".


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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:27 AM

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Not surprised having spent some time in Cairo
You can catch ANYTHING there.

I would not be surprised if some Egyptian lad doesn't claim 'bakshees" for the present.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:30 AM

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daughter is clearly telling porkie-pies to her mother about what she has been up to!!

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps
lol

The mother is obviously in "de nile".

I think you are right. I think it Sphynx

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:33 PM

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For that to actually happen, the pool would have had to have been filled entirely with semen!
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That's harsh.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:20 PM

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Perhaps it was! (you cynic, you!)
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

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"A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there".

lol

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:33 PM

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she must have slipped.

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 12:44 AM

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Maybe its just the second cuming
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 01:47 AM

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Must have been one hell of a strong little sperm!!!
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 06:28 AM

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Coconuts.

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 11:53 AM

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A classic.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 03:05 AM

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cheers frannyo - a genius comic clip!

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 07:45 AM

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Indeed. lol
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

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which film.episode if that clip from btw?

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:37 PM

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I think it's The Meaning Of Life.

As for the original post lol
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:39 AM

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lol I love Python movies

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