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[Chriselle]

I could use a little levity right now.

My best friend, buddy, partner in fun... my dog Tio has suddenly fallen lame. He's paralyzed from the middle back down and we don't know why. Nothing makes any sense given his age (1 year) and lack of any trauma... All the vets around here are perplexed. It's not looking good for him right now. We have a consult and MRI scheduled with a nerve specialist in Saitama on Saturday but I'm not expecting a miracle. I feel a tough decision coming up pretty quick here. Anyway, I won't bum you guys out any more ..but damn I could use a giggle right now..

[pie-eater]

Oh dear. I'm really very sorry about that.



I don't feel like laughing. I really hope something good happens.

[snowdude]

Shit that sucks.
I hope the vet can help your dog.
Dogs soon become part of the family its very sad time when something happens to them.

[Chriselle]

Yes...it's pretty amazing the relationship we have with them. Truly man's best friend. My wife who wasn't a pet person at all is the most devastated. She's pretty busted up about it and is willing to spend whatever it takes to save him. I'm a little more practical and will pull the reigns if quality of life is at all compromised.

[TubbyBeaverinho]

thats not nice to hear, Chris……hope it improves for ya!

[Rucky Inu]

I can feel your pain Chris.
Hope your little mate gets better.

Read Tuesday Titters for a laugh but I don't think it will help.

[Chriselle]

Will do... It all helps.

[grungy-gonads]

[snowjunky]

Sharing your sorrow Chris.

[Chriselle]

Hey...thanks guys!! Much appreciated. How about some F'in jokes though eh!! haha...... We got a nice gesture from my mother in law today...a "grant" to spend on whatever is needed within reason of course. Essentially a blank cheque. Should he be a candidate for surgery the bill will be...umm....LARGE!! My wife wants to give it a shot.

[snowjunky]

This might cheer you up

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get
through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snow ploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car
again.


The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."

[Chriselle]

[seemore]

A Blond woman goes to the hospital.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said
"Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas"

[seemore]

The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman.

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son,
but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
' What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each
and made a profit of £898'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

************
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland !!!!

[pie-eater]

Not laugh really, but Shakey always cheers me up!

[pie-eater]

ご注意

Everyone!

Your suggesting fab ways to laugh, please be careful. Any incentitvety that have insulted the aboriginal races of both Japan and Australia on this forum is not good.

On doing so, the people are a disgrace to their children's indigious ancestry and the children of Mr Adam Goodes.

They need to be is censed and apologise issue.

[manfredk]

sad about your best friend. I had a best friend for 15yrs . Im sure they have checked, but just saying , my dog had a similar problem, I found a tick on her. They cause the same symptoms. But we are in SubTropical climate.in Australia.... Hope things work out..

[Winter Vacation]

Pull yourself together man. Have a few beers and put it on my tab.

[scouser]

Sorry to hear about that Chriselle.
All the best hoping he pulls through.
Gambare!

[snowdude]

Their were two men sitting in a pub having a drink...
The first man brought his cat with him and had it sitting on a stool next to him...
The second man had brought his elephant with him and had it sitting down next to him...
The first man said to the second man, "hey my cat is really clever she can do lot of different tricks, would you like to see?"
Sure said the second man
So the first man tells his cat to stand on one leg, and it does...
Impressive said the second man.
Spin on your head the first man tells his cat, and sure enough it spins on its head...
Wow your cat has talent, says the second man, but my elephant is also very clever, would you like to see?
Sure said the first man...
Ok get your cat to lay down on the floor..
With this the first man asks his cat so go and lay on the floor, which it does willingly...
Now said the second man to the first man... my elephant can f*** your cat...
No way said the first man, that would be really impressive if he could do that...
so the second man tells his elephant to jump onto the cat...
Which the elephant happily obliges.....
See your cat is f***ed!!!!