#287641 - Fri Oct 10 2008 07:05 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: thursday]
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Registered: Fri Nov 30 2001
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Loc: Hakuba
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An East Coast Ivy League atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.
He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by all the time taunting God, "Here I am,
God. I'm still waiting." As the last minute approached he smugly smiled.
A young US Marine, just released from active duty and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him
full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform
and crashing to the floor.
The professor struggled up, badly shaken and yelled,
"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent The
Marines
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#287648 - Fri Oct 10 2008 08:05 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: stemik]
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Registered: Sat Nov 13 2004
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Loc: Muikamachi, Niigata
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#287697 - Fri Oct 10 2008 11:17 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: grungy-gonads]
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#287700 - Fri Oct 10 2008 11:30 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: thursday]
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SJ'er with 1000+ posts
Registered: Wed Jan 04 2006
Posts: 1186
Loc: Hawaii and Sapporo
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Necrophilliac!
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#287709 - Fri Oct 10 2008 12:04 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: Ezorisu]
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SJ'er with 75+ posts
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Loc: Gifu
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#287812 - Sat Oct 11 2008 03:13 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: thursday]
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SJ'er with 500+ posts
Registered: Sat Nov 18 2006
Posts: 742
Loc: London
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 Necrophiliac Bestial Sadism. Incest - rolling your own
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#287817 - Sat Oct 11 2008 08:59 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: Journey Man]
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SJ'er with 1000+ posts
Registered: Wed Jan 04 2006
Posts: 1186
Loc: Hawaii and Sapporo
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Define "relative humidity" (This is in bad taste. You really don't want to click the button below!) The sweat that forms on the testicles whilst having sex with one's cousin
Edited by Ezorisu (Sat Oct 11 2008 11:49 AM)
Edit Reason: less taste
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#287855 - Sat Oct 11 2008 08:16 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: Tubby Beaver]
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SJ'er with 300+ posts
Registered: Mon Feb 19 2007
Posts: 309
Loc: Nagano & Tokyo
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Yeah 200 posts soon adding up, already had a beer last night! Be a while catching you up muikamachi though, but who knows, given a few more years of posting.
Some on here into the 10,000's must have nothing to do all day! LOL!
<JK>
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#287882 - Sun Oct 12 2008 08:46 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: thursday]
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SJ'er with 75+ posts
Registered: Tue Oct 23 2007
Posts: 80
Loc: hakuba
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You're only a part-timer.
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#287907 - Sun Oct 12 2008 06:32 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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SJ'er with 1000+ posts
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Posts: 1143
Loc: Tamworth NSW Australia
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Yeah, some of us have a life (and that stupid thing called work - where the boss unfairly puts a block on 'chat' type sites  )
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