Thing that annoys me is how we are so restricted checking in, then you can buy as much as you flipping well want in the duty free loaded down with tons of stuff.

After getting the camera and lenses into the photoblock, I can manage the laptop on top of that in my Dakine. Then the side pokets for free lounge beer. It weights like a tonne. That's what I carry on board these days for hols.

well yeh, of course you can carry it, I've done so, but I prefer wheels, really lightens the load, makes me feel more relaxed, especially after a night flight or jetlagged flight, and also helps prevent further back discomfort from 9-12 hour flights (I'm probably not as hefty as you are). Some of those walks are pretty long between the plane and immigration and I'm often overweight or close to when returning from overseas so I often put as much heavy stuff as I can get away with in my carry-on.

(I don't carry stuff the way that woman does by the way, tee hee!)

I prefer wheels as well, makes it so much more relaxed I agree.

are you allowed a full sized crucifix onboard?

Yes, if you charter an Alitalia 747, and you happen to be a Pontiff.

Me too! In both meanings of the word - body weight and luggage weight!

all those pies and chips