#275279 - Wed Jun 18 2008 07:20 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
[Re: Journey Man]
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or carrots
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#275297 - Wed Jun 18 2008 10:22 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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#275331 - Wed Jun 18 2008 11:13 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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#275338 - Wed Jun 18 2008 11:30 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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frilly flange
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#275352 - Thu Jun 19 2008 07:49 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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Eine affe kuchen, bitte.
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#275360 - Thu Jun 19 2008 08:59 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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English only please. (Is that asking for some cake?)
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#275377 - Thu Jun 19 2008 10:11 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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OK, here's an oldie:
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book.
"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, party's just got started.
"How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of 'how's yer father?'"
"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too."
"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in Walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?"
The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says
"What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.
Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, The door flies open and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.
"I told you," Caine snarls, "You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..."
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#275391 - Thu Jun 19 2008 11:40 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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English only please. (Is that asking for some cake?) Monkey cake! The best kind. Never deprive chimpanzees of birthday cake, just ask Buddy and Ollie...
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#275445 - Thu Jun 19 2008 06:57 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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"I told you," Caine snarls, "You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..."
groan...
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#275456 - Thu Jun 19 2008 07:26 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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^^ agree! What a long winded post for such a groanful ending!
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#275496 - Fri Jun 20 2008 09:13 AM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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#275521 - Fri Jun 20 2008 12:47 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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There is that!
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#275528 - Fri Jun 20 2008 01:19 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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#275580 - Fri Jun 20 2008 06:40 PM
Re: Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
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where?
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