I have just got to share this.

I was just walking up the stairs of my office building behind one of the office lady workers. Nice lady she is, early 20s, quite prim and proper, very attractive. She obviously didn't know I was behind her....

It might not come across as funny as it sounded but she basically left off some wind, but in portions - a bit for each step. Must have been 20 steps she went up, and each one there was an accompanying pffft (or however you write a farting sound). She would have died is she had known someone was there.



So funny.

Sorry, now back above the gutter.

Like the "Girlie Fart" here (but 20 of them)

I've performed that before but in my own home. Quite funny it was.

Blame it on squeaky shoes or the flooring!